Notes and Asides

Alright, who is the smart aleck who slipped the phrase “Black Out” past administrators in promoting the football game tomorrow?

For those of you keeping score on the Speaker’s Policy: things it’s OK to talk about at CUA - beastiality, porn, fellatio, homosexuality…Things it’s not okay to talk about: abortion.

So… next celebrity appearance on campus- Elderly Ghetto Gospel Choir! Loves it! Youtube immediately.

OMG! Twilight comes out next weekend! Vampires are way too hot for the big screen. This better not suck. I’m waiting another year for Harry Potter 5 for this, and there aren’t any more books to read in the meantime.

Just incase you needed another reason not to go to the Cardinal’s Nest, a bunch of people finally got what they asked for and got effed up! Ohhhh Snap!

Fall Crawl = best college parties ever that end at 8PM! Thanks for prolonging the festivies, ADG.

Ok, ok, ok. ‘That’s what she said’ jokes are okay, in moderation (cough cough BJ Novak cough cough).

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