Notes & Asides: October 3rd, 2008

OMG HOMECOMING! We are so excited. There is a lot of fun stuff going on next week in honor of it – penny wars, a decorating contest, and of course, the electing of homecoming king and queen! YESYESYES! We’ve compiled a list of nominees that we would love to see wearing tiaras and crowns or whatever this year (were they CUA students).

 

Paul Newman for King

Why, why, why did Paul Newman have to shuffle off his mortal coil right before homecoming?! He would have made the best date. He was smart, handsome, popular, and polite – plus he ran a thriving non-profit which made delicious foodstuffs. Your friends would totally approve.

 

Isis from America’s Next Top Model for Queen

Tyra and the Js have evicted our beloved hometown hero from our favorite show on TV, which makes us sad. The good news is that she probably has some free time on her hands and would make the best homecoming queen ever! Did you know she was a fashion designer in a past life? I bet she would even make her own dress. And it would be - you guessed it - fierce!

 

John Slattery for King

Theoretically, this famous alumn us has already attended our homecoming. I’m sure it would be a delightful walk down memory lane. His nostalgic cuteness is available to cable subscribers every Sunday night, why not make it available for one night of homecoming?

 

Salin Palin for Queen

Um, duh! Did you really think I was going to leave her off this list? Her classic updos and high heels can go easily from day to night – all she would have to do is change her outfit. Would she wear Thakoon in an attempt to one-up Michelle Obama, or Oscar de la Renta like sweet Cindy McCain? .

 

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